Akting Out

Okay, here’s the thing. I do not believe that the world is going to end in 2012. I didn’t freak out over the whole Y2K nonsense. I do, however, acknowledge that there are people who believe in this sort of thing, and I don’t want it to appear as though I’m attacking them.

I am, however, coming straight at Richard Heene, who I believe can only be punished by sterilization so that he may never be allowed to reproduce again.

A lot of us want fame. A lot of us want to be known. And that’s fine.
But really.

You’re going to tell the entire world that your six-year-old son has been lost in a fucking helium balloon, floating helplessly across the country, causing every parent in the world to hold their breath while we all pray for a safe ending?

I’m ashamed to say that I believed it.
Now, Mr. Heene says that his reasons are justifiable. So convinced is he that the world will end in a few years, that he wanted to, um, raise money in order to “build a bunker” for him and his family to be safe in while the world came to its fiery conclusion.

The first thing his lawyer needs to do is sew his damn mouth shut.
You got caught, man. Tell the truth. You tried to pull a fast one and you got nailed. It happens all the time, and it happens to much smarter men than you.

I don’t think this warrants any prison time (I don’t like the idea of having to pay for this moron’s rehabilitation). I think the best punishment is to file this away in the annals of human history, never to be spoken of again. We should not dignify this stupidity with anymore attention. We should all dismiss Mr. Heene as the thoughtless, irresponsible con artist he is and move on with our lives.

Or take him into the woods and beat him.

Whatever works for you.

For the record, I do not wish Mr. Richard Heene, nor any member of his family, any harm. But he’s still a fucking moron.

(c) Avery K. Tingle for Akting Out LLC

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